Woman in BC facing a human rights complaint for misgendering a transwoman at local health club

Woke News, the media arm of Compu-Global-Hyper-Meganet is reporting that a British Columbia woman is facing a human rights tribunal after using misgendered pronouns following an incident at a local health club. 

Satsnutabuschbutacock British Columbia Canada 

January 18th 2023 10:50 am - Last updated January 18th

Susan Headonstraight filed a complaint against a fellow member of the Satsnutabuschbutacock Health Institute For Training in the the remote Britsh Columbia town of the same name last week. In her complaint Susan alleged that a fellow member named Leslie Heezaman sexually harrased her while in the showers, touching her buttocks while having an erection.  

Specifically the complaintant stated is a written affadavit that:  "He entered the common shower area and as he walked past me he stroked my rear end and then turned around and displayed that his penis was fully erect".  

Leslie Heezaman, who identifies as female, then filed a complaint with the BC Human Rights commission over the use of misgendered pronouns, specifically "he" and "his".  Heezamn spoke to Woke News and had this to say:  

"If the complaintant had said her penis was fully erect, or that he carressed my ass while walking by that would be different.  This is the kind of ignorant bias transwomen have to endure every day in this country.  Transwomen are women whether we have a penis or not".  

The health club has declined to act on the matter until the Human Rights Tribunal renders a decision expected sometime within the next six months.  

Dr. Aseem Malhotra terminated by Kaufman Institute

In a recent appearance on BBC news Dr. Aseem Malhotra spoke of the explosion in cardiovascular related events and reccomended suspending the on-going mass covid-19 vaccination campaign being conducted by Britain’s National Health Service (NHS).

You can view that BBC broadcast here: 

This writer has just learned that the world famous Kaufman Institute For Coincidence (KIFC) will be severing all ties with Dr. Malhotra where he’s been serving as a senior advisor. A formal announcement is expected to be issued on Monday January 16th 2023. Dr. Malhotra has thus far not responded to a request for comment.

The Kaufman Institute For Coincidence specializes in treating all manner of medical emergencies such as strokes, heart attacks and cardiac arrests. These events are all recognized as cardiovascular events, which is Dr. Malhotra’s area of expertise.  He is a recognized and world reknowned expert in the field of cardiology. Kaufman however prides itself on never seeking to find or even question the underlying cause of medical emergencies, the institute simply treats them as coincidences.

“Dr. Malhotra’s comments on the BBC in no way reflect the position of the Kaufman Institute For Coincidence”, said Meh Blasé, Kaufman’s senior director of media communications. Blasé continued: “At Kaufman we pride ourselves on never looking for root causes, or even speculating about them. We are big supporters of the NHS and even if there is a connection between the increase in cardiovascular and other medical emergencies and the covid vaccines, we don’t care”.

The Kaufman Institute had recently launched a major media campaign to raise its public profile, with videos airing on popular social media platforms like Twitter. You can view one of their recent ads below.

Airborne transmission due to farting leads Canadian health authorities to mandate triple layer underwear...

Most are now aware that China has commenced anal swabs to test for the novel SARS-Cov-2 virus due to the fact that the anal cavity has been found  to carry a larger viral lode than deep in the nasal cavity.  That has lead to the discovery that passing wind spreads aerosols containing the SAR-Cov-2 virus, and all its variant strains.

Studies indicate that people can fart as often as 25 times a day on average, which is concerning to officials at Canada's healh agency the Centre for Disease Disinformtion.  

Canadians engaging in sexual intercourse with people outside of their immediate households had already been advised to use so called "glory holes".  Now officials are going to be mandating triple layer under garments to control the spread of the novel virus due to flatulence.  

Michael Jackson's 2009 death now listed as due to Covid-19

The U.S. Corporation for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a new directive that all celebrity deaths of the past ten years will be declared due to Covid-19, the condition that results from the novel coronavirus.  Michael Jackson's name was included because of the late pop sensation's "super" celebrity status, despite the fact that the late singer died almost 11 years ago now. 

CDC director of advertising Rex Dechepshun explained the decision during a recent press conference.  "While our numbers have been absolutely incredible, as lockdown measures are being eased we've been seeing an erosion in our ratings.  We're confident that this new directive will drive those numbers even higher than they were at the start".

When asked how it was possible for someone who passed away over ten years ago to contract the novel coronavirus Dechepshun had this to say:  "This new directive is very much on brand.  Our market research has been showing that levels of fear have been dropping.  We're trying to position Covid-19 as an incredibly lethal disease, and what could be better than having Covid-19 killing people years after they've died"! He went on to say: "We're working on several branding statements right now, the one that we'll go with will likely play something like this:  Covid-19, even death can't save you".  

The corporation is doing its utmost to ensure that this pandemic continues to surpass all others.  Its a multi agecny effort as government funded Medicare has been providing extra money for each Covid diagonsis.

Dechepsun said that media has been incredibly helpful in getting the message out, and with 10 years worth of celebrity deaths to work through it ensures that this is something that can be maintained for as long as a year and possibly even longer.