Friday, February 12, 2021

Airborne transmission due to farting leads Canadian health authorities to mandate triple layer underwear...

Most are now aware that China has commenced anal swabs to test for the novel SARS-Cov-2 virus due to the fact that the anal cavity has been found  to carry a larger viral lode than deep in the nasal cavity.  That has lead to the discovery that passing wind spreads aerosols containing the SAR-Cov-2 virus, and all its variant strains.

Studies indicate that people can fart as often as 25 times a day on average, which is concerning to officials at Canada's healh agency the Centre for Disease Disinformtion.  

Canadians engaging in sexual intercourse with people outside of their immediate households had already been advised to use so called "glory holes".  Now officials are going to be mandating triple layer under garments to control the spread of the novel virus due to flatulence.  






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